The Most Boring Garage Sale In The World


This is what we did last weekend:

This is the sad story of the 200.00 shoes with a 25 cent sticker on them. I am that hard on shoes. They were in such bad shape that no one even so much as tried them on.

We were very, very bored, so we took a lot of these kinds of pictures.

I am in love with these hands. How could I not be? Swoooooon.

Look at that handsome man’s hair!

Jewelry pictures soon!



Holiday News Extravaganza!


“Wendy Mills posed as Mary in a blonde wig and high-heeled black boots and holding a plastic doll. Another man played Joseph in black leather trunks and a silver shawl.”

Just another reason I want to got to Amsterdam.

President Bush being lame, Michael Phelps, hallucinating Scottish Terrier, etc.

*Bonus: Barney’s official homepage

Awww. Who knew football players were so…I don’t know, human. THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE AND CREEP ME OUT.

WTF from a girl who grew up there. Seriously? WACO?

This may only make sense to locals. Also, who knew you got such good presents from the state? It makes me sad that this happens every year.

*Bonus: Urban Dictionary’s definition of Oak Cliff

I would be so pissed. “The sheriff said most of the bad guys and girls got a good laugh at the clever bust, too.” Um, sure they did.

Then you’ll get a kick out of this article. Personally, I like the Santa’s expressions best.

*Bonus: Your very own Scared of Santa book

And last but not least:

You thought YOUR mall was crowded. Check out the last-minute Christmas shopping going on in Manila, capital of the Philippines.

via BBC News



Bleeping hard to say


Go here if you, like me, would like to hear him pronounce his own name.

Those NPR reporters all have cotton in their mouths.

Brother’s rocking the manweave like a pro, though.



Downtown Christmas (Bash?)


Last night we went to Sundance Square for a little seasonal celebration with Nathan’s brother Austin, Austin’s wife, Magen, and a few of their friends. We ate at America’s favorite chain restaurant which not surprisingly was lacking in vegetarian options.

Me, Krystal, Nikki, Raquel, J, Magen, Austin, Nathan

Then we went to the square, which was not as pretty as I was expecting it to be, which may or may not have been influenced by the fact that I was very sick.

Sicky

Awww

Pretty!

Nathan and Austin

Then we went to the Saucer. I did not drink but I tried very hard a little to be sociable.

Magen, Austin, J

Krystal, Magen, Austin, J

Then we went home and I cried a bit because I was sick and disapointed at how the bash had fizzled and then passed out from exhaustion.



News & Notes & tell me how race figured into THAT


I feel bad about her loosing her job, but OMG I hated that show.

On the positive side, I finally know how to spell Farai Chideya.